North Korea Is Awesome

Did you know that the founding father of North Korea rode a unicorn? And that North Korean “scientists” have found its grave? Did you know that the founder of North Korea “was born from an egg impregnated by sunlight and united the tribes left in disarray after the collapse of the Chinese Western Han dynasty” and that Kim Jong Il “invented the hamburger, wrote 1,500 books in three years while at university, and shot eleven holes-in-one the first time he played golf (a feat verified by his 17 bodyguards)?” See? Awesome. Basically, North Korea is Neil Patrick Harris.

NPH, riding a unicorn like a boss.
NPH, riding a unicorn like a boss.