But not really. I have really small feet. Anyway, there is an awesome new story floating around that Bigfoot has been genetically tested and it’s part human, as a result of bigfoot/human sex. Seriously, read the article, it’s hilarious. My favorite part?
Ketchum also issued a statement requesting that the U.S. government immediately recognize Bigfoot as “an indigenous people and immediately protect their human and Constitutional rights against those who would see in their physical and cultural differences a ‘license’ to hunt, trap, or kill them.” Since no Bigfoot has ever been hunted, trapped or killed, it’s not clear that the creatures — if they exist — require any special federal protection.