The 50 Shades trilogy has sold more than 20 million copies. In five months. It took Stieg Larsson’s Girl With the Dragon Tattoo 3 years to do the same. What the hell, world? This is what we’re reading? Seriously? Maybe people will read stuff like A Tale of Two Cities now that Christopher Nolan has stated that the Dark Knight Rises was inspired by Dickens? One can hope, right?