“My subconscious slams down her Complete Works of Charles Dickens, leaps up from her armchair, and puts her hands on her hips.”
From bestselling novel Fifty Shades Freed by EL James. You must must MUST check out the Tumblr, 50 Shades of Suck. I can’t stop laughing.
"The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it." – William Gibson