The above headline should be read with a hearty dose of sarcasm. Below is a bullet list of awesome news.
1. NKOTB and the Backstreet Boys will be touring. Together. Summer 2011. For real.
2. The trailer for Moby Dick is out and it looks totally true to the book. There were torpedo eating whales in the book, right? It’s got Barry Bostwick and Gabrielle from Xena (!!!) in it and it’s made by the people who made Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus so you know it’s gonna be good.
3. Gwyneth Paltrow will be covering Cee-Lo on Glee. I have no words for this.