Finally, A Use For 3-D

I know it’s been done before in the 1970s (trust me, I saw it) but finally, a real use for 3-D: PORN!

Despite this, other major 3-D sex flicks are now reportedly in the works. Adult entertainment firm Hustler is reportedly working on a three-dimensional porno-spoof of the lithe, blue aliens in “Avatar,” while Italian director Tinto Brass plans to film a 3-D version of his classic 1979 erotic film “Caligula,” based loosely on the dissolute life of the Roman emperor.

Yes, that’s right, Hustler’s classic film Caligula, starring Peter O’Toole, Helen Mirren, Malcolm McDowell and John Gielgud, with a screenplay by Gore Vidal will FINALLY be re-done in 3-D the way Larry Flynt probably always wanted it to be.

Look what you’ve done James Cameron.