So I guess there was some ridiculous ESPN hour devoted to some basketball player making a terribly heartwrenching decision. You know, the “who’s gonna pay me the most money” decision. Rough life. Whateves.
The reason I mention this is because of this AWESOME LETTER from the majority owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers, the team he ditched. Seriously, go read it. Right now.
Dan Gilbert, you’re my new favorite person from Cleveland. And I actually have family there.
I want to go to Kansas City. Why, you ask? Because in a few weeks, at the Kansas City Fringe Festival, there will be a musical debut of awesomeness: KHAAAAAAAAAAN! The Musical. Check it out:
And I love: Kansas City will succumb to my superior intellect, and it shall be renamed “Khansas City”
Seriously, someone from St. Louis needs to road trip it out there and report back. 80s based Star Wars musical featuring the awesome styling of Shatner PLUS Ricardo Montalban? YES PLEASE.