If this room came with Christian Bale I’d be on the plane RIGHT NOW. Flip thru the pictures. Crazy cool stuff.
Because this Wednesday positively blows, here’s the KMFDM cover of Madonna.
Who knew DMX would know all the words to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Did you know that the founding father of North Korea rode a unicorn? And that North Korean “scientists” have found its grave? Did you know that the founder of North Korea “was born from an egg impregnated by sunlight and united the tribes left in disarray after the collapse of the Chinese Western Han dynasty” and that Kim Jong Il “invented the hamburger, wrote 1,500 books in three years while at university, and shot eleven holes-in-one the first time he played golf (a feat verified by his 17 bodyguards)?” See? Awesome. Basically, North Korea is Neil Patrick Harris.
But not really. I have really small feet. Anyway, there is an awesome new story floating around that Bigfoot has been genetically tested and it’s part human, as a result of bigfoot/human sex. Seriously, read the article, it’s hilarious. My favorite part?
Ketchum also issued a statement requesting that the U.S. government immediately recognize Bigfoot as “an indigenous people and immediately protect their human and Constitutional rights against those who would see in their physical and cultural differences a ‘license’ to hunt, trap, or kill them.” Since no Bigfoot has ever been hunted, trapped or killed, it’s not clear that the creatures — if they exist — require any special federal protection.