The fortunes from fortune cookies have always entertained me. I’ll add fortunes to this list any time I get one.
You are more likely to give than to give in.
You will be successful in your work.
You love chinese food. (I’ve gotten this twice!)
Your dearest wish will come true.
Work expands to fill the time available.
For every dark night there is a brighter day.
You find beauty in ordinary things. Appreciate this gift.
Life is a series of choices. Today yours are good ones.
Your luck will soon be at a high point.
You deserve to have a good time after a hard day’s work.