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Cool Stuff in the News
There’s been some fun stuff in the news lately so here we go… 1. The bones of King Richard III have been discovered under a parking lot in England. They’ve been confirmed via DNA comparison to a living descendant of Richard’s sister Anne – how cool is that? Also, the bones reveal that Richard […]
North Korea Is Awesome
Did you know that the founding father of North Korea rode a unicorn? And that North Korean “scientists” have found its grave? Did you know that the founder of North Korea “was born from an egg impregnated by sunlight and united the tribes left in disarray after the collapse of the Chinese Western Han dynasty” […]
File Under: Bad Ideas
So back in the day during the space race, the US seriously considered… blowing up the moon. Seriously. Check this out. I’m assuming that Carl Sagan’s math said: SERIOUSLY?!
Well This is Terrifying
6 Terrifying Ways Crows Are Way Smarter Than You Think They Are I have a friend who thinks that octopuses are untwist worthy. I’d like to nominate crow as the new untrustworthy. They call them a murder for a reason y’all.
Serious Alert: Check Your Computer For Malware
There’s a virus alert out for computer users that could affect your internet service starting Monday. Here’s an article that explains what’s going on. Long story short, go here and see if your computer is affected.
FOUND: The “God Particle”
The other day some Fermilab scientists stated they were on their way toward finding the legendary Higgs bosun particle. Today some brains at CERN announced that they have FOUND the bosun. UNIVERSAL THEORY The Higgs theory explains how particles clumped together to form stars, planets and life itself. Without the Higgs boson, the universe would […]
If This Article Is True
I’m becoming a GENIUS. What’s talking to your dog mean? Talking to yourself is the preserve of mad men, right? Not according to a new study, which reveals that the seemingly irrational act of chatting to oneself actually improves cognitive function.
End of Saturday Mail Service?
The Post Office is broke broke BROKE. So they’re looking at cutting service. We could be looking at no more Saturday service, among major cuts to the Post Office. My husband used to be a contractor for USPS years ago and told me something interesting once: postage rate hikes were often related to the cost […]
And Just to Be Clear
I’m NOT pregnant. But according to the jackassery of Arizona all us ladies are abortion wanting baby makers who must be stopped (I’m overstating only slightly here) so if you live in Arizona, pay attention, speak up, and vote. I’m getting real tired of middle aged white guys wanting to decide things about my baby […]
Rampaging Predator of the Sea
You’d think this would be an article dedicated to nasty icky sharks or, given the location, alligators but no. Today’s story comes to us from Louisiana, where they’re having a problem with some marine wildlife. Kinda funny really, because I could see it going down like this: Oooohhhhhh what a cute li’l OW MY LEG […]