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I Refuse to Believe That Asparagus Has Any Value
Research shows that asparagus might help with a hangover. Given a choice between hangover and vomit sticks, I choose HANGOVER.
Rampaging Predator of the Sea
You’d think this would be an article dedicated to nasty icky sharks or, given the location, alligators but no. Today’s story comes to us from Louisiana, where they’re having a problem with some marine wildlife. Kinda funny really, because I could see it going down like this: Oooohhhhhh what a cute li’l OW MY LEG […]
At Least Kids Are Sometimes Funny, Right?
Today Roger Ebert reminded me of a hilarious website. Not, you know, personally. We weren’t, like, having our usual Friday lunch or anything. Anyway, tell me these don’t make you literally LOL: This kid obviously is awesome. Snicker. Aw kiddo, I wanted to be an astronaut and realized the math problem. But hey, cheer up, […]
Ah Vegas
My husband and I are going to Vegas for the first time soon so I was browsing listings of shows and ran into the ad for the Phantom of the Opera – the LAS VEGAS Spectacular! Ok, let’s analyze this. Only in Las Vegas will you have privy to the all-encompassing emotional journey that is […]
I Literally Cannot Stop Laughing
“My subconscious slams down her Complete Works of Charles Dickens, leaps up from her armchair, and puts her hands on her hips.” From bestselling novel Fifty Shades Freed by EL James. You must must MUST check out the Tumblr, 50 Shades of Suck. I can’t stop laughing.
And Just to Be Clear
I’m NOT pregnant. But according to the jackassery of Arizona all us ladies are abortion wanting baby makers who must be stopped (I’m overstating only slightly here) so if you live in Arizona, pay attention, speak up, and vote. I’m getting real tired of middle aged white guys wanting to decide things about my baby […]
So, Maybe I Have A Big Announcement
According to some pending legislation in Arizona: On page eight of the proposed amendment to H.B. 2036, lawmakers lay out the “gestational age” of the child to be“calculated from the first day of the last menstrual period of the pregnant woman,” and from there, outlaws abortion “if the probable gestational age of [the] unborn child has been determined […]
Steve Jobs, Philosopher?
New Republic has a really interesting piece on the philosophy of design and Steve Jobs.
About Chris Brown Performing at the Grammys Tonight
This sums it up for me. A Long, Long Time Ago, or Three Years Ago, But Who’s Counting? For those of you who are currently listening to ‘Look at Me Now’ and wondering what the big deal is, a quick recap: The night before the Grammys in 2009, Chris Brown got angry at his girlfriend, […]
Even at Age 17 Bowie Was a Rebel
I was looking for something completely else on YouTube when I ran across this gem of an interview. Little 17 year old Davie Jones, the leader of the The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Long-haired Men, gives an interview. HILARIOUS.