Officially a hoax! Take that, uppity Sasquatch!

ABC News just published the following:
In the end, it seems Bigfoot was nothing more than a frozen Halloween costume.
Last Friday, two men, Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, announced they had found the remains of the elusive legend, Sasquatch, better known as Bigfoot.
The two men had teamed up with self-proclaimed Bigfoot hunter Tom Biscardi, creating a [...]

Desecration

Two more childhood items being mined for the present:
CBS is looking to make an updated version of… Hawaii 5-0. And they’re referring to it as “Hawaii 5-0 2.0″ which is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. More details here, with awesome snarky comments.

In other news, Hasbro is updating the game of Clue.
The six [...]