I am literally wheezing

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long, long time.

A guy sings “I can Ram It all day and Ram It all night.” In tight tight football pants. I’m crying here people. (THANK YOU for sharing this with me, Erik!)

Best. “News story.” Ever.

I had another post worked up for today but then I saw something on Hola Gatito’s blog that just blew everything I might have said out of the water.

It’s a piece on Nazi raccoons. Seriously. Go read it.

I’m thinking that the raccoon image in the article MIGHT just be my new mascot. Or maybe [...]

Happy Hump Day With Starship

I’m pretty sure I had this on a taped off the radio mix tape I made back in the day.

Starship – Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now

California inflation

I’ve been meaning to share this for a couple of weeks since I noticed it. I’ve been using a different grocery store lately as it’s across the street from a library and noticed something that cracked me up. Just before I left St. Louis it seemed like there was a sudden explosion of dollar stores [...]

You thought this campaign was dirty

I spent a lot of time reading books and the internet this weekend. I stumbled across this article on CNN about campaign allegations of America’s finest – John Adams and Thomas Jefferson. Among the campaign slurs:
Jefferson’s camp accused President Adams of having a “hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a [...]

Venn Diagrams of Truthiness

I have a special place in my heart for Venn diagrams because I’m the daughter of a math dork who invented curriculum around them. Anyway, a friend of mine turned me on to a new website today which cracked me up. Indexed, in the words of the author, is “a little project that lets me [...]

Happy Hump Day you cruel summer!

Here’s a mid-week pick me up, courtesy of the 80s!

Bananarama! I love to say that! Bananarama!

Officially a hoax! Take that, uppity Sasquatch!

ABC News just published the following:
In the end, it seems Bigfoot was nothing more than a frozen Halloween costume.
Last Friday, two men, Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, announced they had found the remains of the elusive legend, Sasquatch, better known as Bigfoot.
The two men had teamed up with self-proclaimed Bigfoot hunter Tom Biscardi, creating a [...]

Desecration

Two more childhood items being mined for the present:
CBS is looking to make an updated version of… Hawaii 5-0. And they’re referring to it as “Hawaii 5-0 2.0″ which is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. More details here, with awesome snarky comments.

In other news, Hasbro is updating the game of Clue.
The six [...]

Sunny Monday

I decided to do something new today – the weather is simply gorgeous and I was tired of puttering around the apartment. So I took myself to the San Jose Heritage Rose Gardens. It’s kind of a weird place – just rows and rows of roses. But what makes it even odder is that it’s [...]